Note: There are likely to be all kinds of spoilers in here, so proceed with caution.
As I mentioned, we went to see Goldfinger at our local cheap theatre a while back, which inspired me to re-read the book. I was a pretty serious James Bond fan as a kid and read all the novels, despite not really liking them much. I was sort of interested to see how they read as an adult, and, since I still have them all lying around the house, I figured I might as well start with Goldfinger.

I think I'll also be stopping with Goldfinger, since it's a pretty horrible book. It took me weeks to finish it, as I couldn't make it more than a chapter before being too overwhelmed by the casual racism, misogyny, and homophobia to proceed further. It opens well enough, but, by the time Oddjob shows up and Bond starts referring to him as an ape (and to the Korean language as barking and growls), it's pretty hard to take. By the end, we've not only got the constant anti-Korean sentiment, but also the evil lesbian who is turned good by Bond's manliness (since she was only a lesbian because of a childhood incestuous rape - a common occurrence in the American South, the book informs us).

All that aside, there's also the issue that Bond is a terrible spy. I can't quite tell if that's deliberate, but he pretty much succeeds in this book through no fault of his own. He should have died about halfway through the book (and, incidentally, the scene in which he wakes up, thinking he's dead, is the best thing in the book, by far. His main concern is how to introduce dead ex-girlfriends to each other in heaven, then decides that heaven is probably okay with polyamory and is, in all likelihood, a non-stop orgy), and the big plot is pretty much foiled by other people. He's generally kind of a bumbler and utterly unsuccessful at convincing anyone of his cover story. It really doesn't seem intended, but it's hard to tell.
Finished Reading on Wednesday, July 30, 2008. 0 Comments