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Algird Lisaius

Looking down on a penguin,
But it is me.
Wow.
That is eerie.
A vase is on its head,
But it is my head.
Now I’m really confused.
Bullets are whizzing by,
But no one is here, save the penguin.
Um, I mean I’m the only one here.
Running away. Well, waddling, if you’re going for accuracy
I fall the vase shatters,
The light enters.
Goodbye, Bill.

Contents
When the World Chews Your Chapped Lips and Spits the Skin Back in Your Face

I'll Listen When You Stop Telling Me What I Want to Hear

The Wharf Rat

What the Hell?

Los Pantalones

Doctor Teeth and His Genuine Teeth

My Friend Gill

The Day The Movement De-Railed

My Friend Geech

Roommate Connection

Vacation

Junk Mail

The Beginning

Riding Shotgun

Loving Remembrances

The Transmutation of Cheese

Don't Try This at Home

Winter Hits the City

Weekend in Haiti

Keep On Keepin' On, Sir Duke

The Mysterious Civics Paper

A Conga Line of Madness

Meet Me at the Motel Deska

The Dean Gordon Incident and Other Really Really Short Stories

Freeway

The Race

How We Got Time Travel (But Ended Up Losing Sex)

A Poem About Truth

The Story of Albert the Fish

Gordy

L Has Become

The Other

Bovine Waste Control

It is Just to Say

This is the Title of This Story, Which is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself

(titled)

The Piracy of Your Own Home

Food

Sweden of My Dreams

Fried Bert

Lawnmower, My Love

Watches

Butcher Love

The Boy Who Fell Down a Well

(1) Wt. Fm. $20k

I Like Monkeys

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